hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume I’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I don’t think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

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lesserjoke:

lady-nevada:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

peeingisfreeing:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

yes, colloquial speech is stupid
discourse particles are stupid
quotative particles are stupid
fillers are stupid
lower registers of speech = stupid!!!!!!woah aaa/

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

Holy shit

Principle of Linguistic Subordination in action. All language varieties are expressively equal, but the linguistic features associated with a socially subordinate group get popularly interpreted as deficits (an interpretation which in turn is used to justify the group’s existing subordination). So think very critically before you mock someone’s language, and consider what ugliness you might be perpetuating with your comments.

lesserjoke:

lady-nevada:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

peeingisfreeing:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

yes, colloquial speech is stupid

discourse particles are stupid

quotative particles are stupid

fillers are stupid

lower registers of speech = stupid!!!!!!woah aaa/

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

Holy shit

Principle of Linguistic Subordination in action. All language varieties are expressively equal, but the linguistic features associated with a socially subordinate group get popularly interpreted as deficits (an interpretation which in turn is used to justify the group’s existing subordination). So think very critically before you mock someone’s language, and consider what ugliness you might be perpetuating with your comments.

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siquia:

Puppy delusions of grandeur RAR.

They’re cute until they start chewing on your shoes.

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penandpage:

casually-butts:

Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this

#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts #for the rest of my life

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handful-ofdust:

moogboard:

Photographs of Virginia Hankins, actress, stuntwoman and jouster.

It’s my day for hot ass-kicking ladies, it seems. IN PRACTICAL ARMOR.

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yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

^OH GOD WHY IS THIS A THING!?

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tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

^OK, Satan…

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theirishcowgirl:

Acting, motherf***er.

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proudlyinsane:

yellowfangofstarclan:

pockytardis:

shotgunanderson:

when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write

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when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw

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when you have a million ideas but can’t

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when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

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