penandpage:
casually-butts:
Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this
#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts #for the rest of my life
(Source: corgle, via girlwithg0ldeyes)
yogvrt:
do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
^OH GOD WHY IS THIS A THING!?
(via girlwithg0ldeyes)