Loki plays a prank whereby he switches Tony’s mind with the mind of a cat, and nobody notices.
"THIS COUCH IS MINE."
"Yes, Tony, we know."
"Steeeeevvveeee, feeedddd meeeee."
"You’ll wait your turn like everyone else."
"I like it when you pet me, Natasha."
"I’ll be petting your gravestone if you don’t shut up. Bride Wars is on."
^Is there REALLY a difference between Tony and a cat, though?
do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are
they’re really great
and let’s not forget the best thing
it was practical female armour
(Source: jaclcfrost, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)
it’s 2014 and game developers are still insisting I must want to kill every dragon I meet. When will these fuckers learn that I want to kiss all dragons
I don’t think that’s all you want to do to the dragons, tumblr user “dragondicks”
THE THINGS I WRITE AND RP BUT I AM IRL THE BIGGEST VIRGIN TO HAVE EVER VIRGINED
(Source: icefag, via pancakepunks)