how do u even kno how to kiss wtf is there some secret class
yeah, it’s full right now but i could tutor you
Smooth as fuck
(Source: santaspice, via girlwithg0ldeyes)
"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
^ “You have such a customer-service personality”—yeah you have NO IDEA how much I really hate humanity in general, you REALLY don’t…
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
^Somebody get that “homo milk” pic plz?