zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

babyhongbin:

we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this

(Source: cantaloupemilk, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

thealphapigeon:

stunningpicture:

Raw Fire Opal

OPAL MY ASS THAT’S A SORCERERS STONE

thealphapigeon:

stunningpicture:

Raw Fire Opal

OPAL MY ASS THAT’S A SORCERERS STONE

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

  • baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good

I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.

(Source: mercedene, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

wiwaxiasunglasses:

tehjai:

mursejesse:

jandanadur:

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

Any anti-vaxxers out there? I’d just like to invite you to unfollow me now, because I have no time for people who kill children with their ignorance.

To say nothing of parents whose children kill organ transplant recipients by coughing on them.

yes, please, if you are an anti-vaxxer, please unfollow

science is not a belief structure and you’re fucking stupid

Dear any anti-vaxxers who might be reading this:

Congratulations on not being one of Teh Sheeple or whatever it is you think. Now keep your disgusting, plague-filled meatsuit away from me and everyone I know.

(Source: sandandglass, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)